Exclusive interview with man arrested for public indecency in front of major retailer. By: Arthur Stringer.
Dilweed County Walmart Greeter Alby Dewlard granted this blog primary access after the young man posted bail. As to what happened? Just why did the 19 year old High School Junior get hauled in by the local Sheriff Deputies?
Mr. Dewlard: You see, when I went through orientation at Walmart, I was told the customer is the reason we get paid. What they want, we go the extra mile to deliver. So, when I said to one gentleman “Welcome to Walmart” he said to me “Go F*ck yourself.”
What wuz I to do? Ignore a customer’s demand? Unthinkable. ‘Sides, it weren’t that big of a deal for me, ’cause I walk around with a stiffy most of the time anyways. And I was sure I could maneuver my wingus just so, that the tip makes it just to the edge of my a —
Arthur Stringer: THANK YOU MR. DEWLARD!!
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